hey are there any puns you can make about the czech republic?
prague is wonderful. for real.
photos are still forthcoming, and i'm sorry to chris for hamsterdancing him (larke, this is your return for crazyfrogging me). let me just say - this city is a bizarre combination of baroque jesuit architecture and disgusting communist functionalism, both of which i find incredibly beautiful. it also follows absolutely no logic or grid and must be lost in to be believe.
i now have an intimate knowledge of prague's clubs, which are hilariously eurotrashy yet wonderful. some of them feel like john malkovich's head, some of them feel like wacky eurodiscos, some of them feel like a hole in a wall in the czech republic - perhaps because they are.
you can smoke weed on the street. not that i am, but.
beer is a dollar a half liter. invariably. cigarettes are two dollars a pack. invariably. wonderful meals can be had for five dollars.
i've tried eleven different kinds of beers. many several times.
it takes effort to go to bed sober in the czech republic.
i fell asleep on a tram once. i was woken up at 4 am by the driver, who spoke to me in very unflattering czech.
czech is the most difficult language you will ever attempt. it makes no sense. it is a gross artificial language. i know some words, but i still feel like a tourist constantly.
um. visit. and i should visit you.
photos are still forthcoming, and i'm sorry to chris for hamsterdancing him (larke, this is your return for crazyfrogging me). let me just say - this city is a bizarre combination of baroque jesuit architecture and disgusting communist functionalism, both of which i find incredibly beautiful. it also follows absolutely no logic or grid and must be lost in to be believe.
i now have an intimate knowledge of prague's clubs, which are hilariously eurotrashy yet wonderful. some of them feel like john malkovich's head, some of them feel like wacky eurodiscos, some of them feel like a hole in a wall in the czech republic - perhaps because they are.
you can smoke weed on the street. not that i am, but.
beer is a dollar a half liter. invariably. cigarettes are two dollars a pack. invariably. wonderful meals can be had for five dollars.
i've tried eleven different kinds of beers. many several times.
it takes effort to go to bed sober in the czech republic.
i fell asleep on a tram once. i was woken up at 4 am by the driver, who spoke to me in very unflattering czech.
czech is the most difficult language you will ever attempt. it makes no sense. it is a gross artificial language. i know some words, but i still feel like a tourist constantly.
um. visit. and i should visit you.
posted by samuel ryan at 9:03 PM
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just because cigarettes are $2 a pack, doesn't mean you should smoke tons more of them, samuel ryan
and stop falling asleep on trams or you're going to get taken advantage of!
is anyone else worried about this kid's safety?
nope.
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